As I was closing the doors at the end of the library day yesterday, a woman came charging up the steps thinking I was going to let her in.
Last Minute Lady: Let me in!
Real Librarian: Oh, I'm sorry, we just closed. We'll be open tomorrow afternoon at 2:00.
LML: But it's not 5:00 yet!!
RL: Actually, according to our clock, it is.
LML: NO! It's only 4:57.
RL: *sigh* Sorry, we're locking the doors now. We'll reopen tomorrow at 2:00.
1 week ago