Two teenage girls are sitting in one of the study rooms at the library. I walk by and notice they have the lights off and a candle burning.
Real Librarian: **knock knock** Excuse me, you can't burn candles in the library.
Teenage Girl: We can't? Why not?
RL: (Do I really have to say this?!) Um, because this is a library.
Really? How could you honestly think that this was acceptable library behavior?!
4 weeks ago