A man from out of town wants to make a reservation on the computer, and asks for a computer guest pass. I give him his guest pass, and this is the conversation that follows...
Man from Out of Town: Are you going to freestyle?
Real Librarian: I'm sorry?
MOT: Freestyle! Are you going to freestyle?
RL: Um, I'm not sure exactly what you mean...?
MOT: Aren't you a rapper? You need to bust out with some freestyle!!!
MOT: **pumps fist to his chest and gives me the peace sign** You get me?!?!
RL: Oh, yeah, I got you!
Ok, so there is no way anyone would confuse ME for a RAPPER. Seriously. Now, I can bust out some Vanilla Ice and Young MC with the best of them. Oh, and Salt & Pepa, some Will Smith, if you please... (Yes, I'm breaking out my 90's rap knowledge. Skool, yo.)
Anyway, the point is, I totally don't look like a rapper... I wonder where this dude comes from!!
2 weeks ago