Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dear Library Patron

Dear Library Patron,

Thank you for coming to the library today.

However, I do not wish to touch your library card that you just whipped out of your cleavage. Gross.

Next time, either use a wallet, or use the self check machine.

Thank you,

Your friendly neighborhood librarian


Sunny @ the Library said...

Don't you hate those people who always have to top you? Nonetheless, I can top this.

I once, at the drugstore, had a customer whip out her money from under her bra band.

And it was dripping wet.

I shudder to remember that.

a real librarian said...

EW EW EW!!!!!!! Ok, you got me!!!

Stephanie said...

GROSS!!! Isn't working with the public fun?

Kat Bryan said...

All I can say is "OMG!"

shelby @ eatdrinkrun said...

OMG, I hate to admit but I have totally done this...after a long run, whipping out a sweaty credit card or wad of cash to buy my gatorade...I don't keep it my sports bra though, so maybe it's not so bad?!

rbooth43 said...

I worked at Roses for thirteen years and Walmart for eleven years. Nothing was more gross to me than a woman pulling her credit card or money out of her bra. I agree with Kat, OMG!!