Dear Library Patron,
Thank you for coming to the library today.
However, I do not wish to touch your library card that you just whipped out of your cleavage. Gross.
Next time, either use a wallet, or use the self check machine.
Thank you,
Your friendly neighborhood librarian
Don't you hate those people who always have to top you? Nonetheless, I can top this.
ReplyDeleteI once, at the drugstore, had a customer whip out her money from under her bra band.
And it was dripping wet.
I shudder to remember that.
EW EW EW!!!!!!! Ok, you got me!!!
ReplyDeleteGROSS!!! Isn't working with the public fun?
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is "OMG!"
ReplyDeleteOMG, I hate to admit but I have totally done this...after a long run, whipping out a sweaty credit card or wad of cash to buy my gatorade...I don't keep it my sports bra though, so maybe it's not so bad?!
ReplyDeleteI worked at Roses for thirteen years and Walmart for eleven years. Nothing was more gross to me than a woman pulling her credit card or money out of her bra. I agree with Kat, OMG!!
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